The Hoffbournes

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Reality TV:][:The Osbournes:]

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is my birthday, and my colleague Leelee12 was kind enough to make me The Hoff Birthday Cake! GO LEELEE12! And go THE HOFF~!


[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Cake:][:Birthday:]

Learn How to Pole Dance with The Hoff!

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Dancing:][:Pole Dancing:]

Fifth Suicide Bomber Finally Identified

London police have announced today that they have identified the mystery fifth bomber from recently uncovered footage, and are now calling for the public to come forward with any information on his current whereabouts...


[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:London:][:Bombing:]

Nestle Presents Polly Hoffle

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Chocolate:][:Nestle:]

Take a Break from The Hoff

Take a break from The Hoff for a moment and click here to briefly experience life as a zombie.

[:Zombies:][:Brains:]

Hoffed on a Feeling

No wonder The Hoff is so BIG in Europe with hit songs and videos like this...

Hooked on a Feeling - The Hoff

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Music:][:Video:]

The Do's & Don'ts of Dating The Hoff

Want to date the Hoff? Click below for all you need to know about winning his heart!

The Do's & Don'ts of Dating The Hoff

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Dating:][:Love:]

Low Rider 2K5

DeeKay has submitted this mint animated gif he made, big ups for the great work!



[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Gary Coleman:][:Knight Rider:]

MC Hoffer

Get down and dirty Hammer Stylez with The Hoff!



[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:90s:][:Rap:]

New Contraception Breakthrough!

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Contraception:][:STDs:]

Tee Hoff with The Hoff!

Kudos to The Other Ben of .nz for supplying this pic!

[:The Hoff:][:DVD:][:Golf:][:Sport:]

The Hoff's New Fragrance

The Hoff has recently launched Cool Dude, under his fragrance and cigarette brand Davidhoff...



[:Hoff:][:Davidhoff:][:Fragrance:][:Cigarettes:]

Big Brother Eviction Poster

No one wanted The Hoff out but it seemed that the Australian masses disagreed...


[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Big Brother:][:Reality TV:]

Welcome to the new Hoff Lovers Anonymous

Welcome to the all new improved extra hoffed Hoff Lovers Anonymous. Make sure to update your bookmarks with our new URL www.hoff-lovers.com

...And to celebrate, here's Hoffer J. Simpson!



[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:The Simpsons:][:Homer Simpson:]

The Hoffpital Part II

After a weekend of hiatus we bring you the Hoffpital - a Hassel-free Healthcare Service.



Stay tuned for details of Hoff Lovers Anonymous big move later today!

Infinite big ups to CoachB for providing this pic while I am too busy moving the site to make some new ones!

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Hospital:][:Medicine:]

Desperate Hoffwives

This one goes out to mini_sirt from .nz
Big ups once again to CoachB for supplying this gem...


[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Teri Hatcher:][:Desperate Housewives:]

Men's Hoff - The Mag of the Moment

Men's Hoff - The magazine making everyone as hot as the Hoff


[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Mens Hoff:][:Magazines:]

Darth Maulhoff

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Star Wars:][:Sith:]

We're Hoff to see the Wizard...

The Wonderful Wizard of Hoff
Note that this pps is about a MB.



[:The Hoff:][:Judy Garland:][:Wizard:][:Retro:]

The Hit TV Comedy, The Hoffice

The hit UK Series The Hoffice is now available on DVD!


[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:The Office:][:TV:]

The Hoff that got Hammered

Here's a brand spanking new one hot hoff the photoshop press ;o)



[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Sharks:][:Fishing:]

Hoffscotch

The Hoff has discovered the ultimate method for looking up the skirts of young girls - Hoffscotch! Stay tuned for Hoff Lovers Anonymous' EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE HOFF! Coming your way later today!


Ups to Glen from .au for supplying this awesome pic :)

[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Games:]

Smirnhoff Black

This Smirnhoff Black is of far higher quality than the original Smirnhoff red...



[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Vodka:][:Hoffmail:]

Hoffiana - Jandals of The Hoff

Courtesy of the designaholics and CoachB yet again, we bring you Thongs of teh Hoff


[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Jandals:][:Hasselhoff:]

Mr T. Hates The Hoff?!

Mr T. apparently hates the Hoff. I used to have a lot of respect for mah homie Mr T, but now I think he's a fool.

This pic is dedicated to Teh Bolt
[:Hoff:][:The Hoff:][:Mr T:][:Fool:]

The Hoff gets Evicted from the Big Brother House

More big ups to CoachB for finding this one for me! You rock!

[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Big Brother:][:Australia:]

Disney's Latest Movie About to be Released!

Disney is proud to present their latest collaboration with The Hoff, Pooh's Hoffalump Movie~!

Big ups to CoachB of .au for supplying me with this hoffilicious pic!

[:Pooh:][:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Hoff Lovers Anonymous:]

Switch on, Switch Hoff...

I don't think the Hoff could turn anyone off ;o)


[:The Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Photoshop:]

Goooood Morning Hoffy!

Thanks to all for the submissions and keep em coming in! We'll have more hoffilicious pics coming at ya throughout the day!

[:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:Coffee:][:David Hasselhoff:]

Hoffilicious Pics found on Flickr

This one is HoffING great...


This is how the All Blacks crapped all over the British Lions...


Welcome to Luna Hoff, Melbourne's oldest theme park


Hoff Solo out to defeat the Empire with Princess Leah and... Arnold :-/


The world's most dangerous journalist, Spider Jerusalemhoff, courtesy of DC Comics


[:Flickr:][:The Hoff:][:Hoffmail:][:David Hasselhoff:]

Terrible News From Iraqhoff

We have just received terrible news from Iraq - while The Hoff was attempting to infiltrate the headquarters of a well known terrorist group, he was captured and is now being held Hofftage until the USA withdraw their troops from Iraq.


[:The Hoff:][:Hoff:][:David Hasselhoff:][:Iraq:]

Welcome to Hoff Lovers Anonymous - the latest source of all things Hoff

Welcome to Hoff Lovers Anonymous. Due to the overwhelming popularity of The Hoff on my other Blog, Goat People Anonymous I have decided to split The Hoff stuff out as they seem worthy of their own space... Watch this space for regular updates on all things Hoff! If you have any pics of The Hoff you would like to share, please send them to me here